If you shoplift in teams, it is almost impossible to get caught. You usually only have one loss prevention employee on duty in even large stores. You simply have your friend wear this jacket and take all the heat. Then you just inconspicuously head to the back of the store and fill your Shrek 2 backpack until it is filled to the brim with stolen merchandise. 

DETAILS

-100% linen

-Machine washable!

-unlined

-2 heavyweight acetate buttons down the front and 2 jumbo hip pockets

-3 inside pockets